Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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