Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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