I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
