I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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