i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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