nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
now i know why i became what i already was.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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