Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
