oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
