It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
