Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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