oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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