this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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