If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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