A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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