Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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