Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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