you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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