I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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