She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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