I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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