Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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