She's JV to your varsity
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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