I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
