Can Purell be used as lube?
I just threw up on my dentist
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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