He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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