she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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