And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Randomize
