I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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