Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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