girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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