Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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