there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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