ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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