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Fuck
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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