all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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