He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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