Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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