How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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