My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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