$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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