Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My bed smells like the plague
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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