Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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