I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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