Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i think my cat just said my name.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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