Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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