no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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