He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think your dad took our porno
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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