if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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