Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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