What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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