you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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