We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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