worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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