Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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