yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
