Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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