Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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